EMPLOYMENT STATUS: AFK
touch grass?
nah. collect bux.
Hold NEETbux. Earn NEET.
Pocket money for the permanently logged in.
No suit. No commute. Just a very online little economy.
Last verified tax: 1%. Rewards vary; eligibility applies.
RARE DROP+1 pocket money
SPAWN POINT / SOLANA
CHECK THE CA. NOT THE VIBES.verify on Solscan ↗
01 / THE NUMBERS TAB
less lore. more data.
Connecting to StonkFun...
NEETBUX / NEETSOLANA · USD CHART
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Market source: StonkFun. Chart source: Jupiter. Updates every 30 seconds while this tab is visible.
02 / THE ALLOWANCE PATCH
your inventory.
with a little NEET.
NEETbux is paired with NEET. A 1% transfer tax funds rewards for eligible holders, distributed by StonkFun in NEET.
No claim button here.
This site never asks you to connect a wallet or sign a transaction.
THE ALLOWANCE LEDGERCONNECTING
Total NEET distributedLoadingNEET / LIFETIME
Accumulating, not yet distributedLoading
Reported payoutsLoading
Reward assetNEET
Reading the live rewards ledger...
Source: StonkFun rewards API
Read the small print, even if you skipped the tutorial.
StonkFun’s holder-reward terms ↗, checked September 22, 2026, describe payouts for wallets holding $20+ of NEETBUX, after collection thresholds are met. About 2.5% of collected tax covers network and operating costs. Eligibility and platform rules can change; verify them on StonkFun. Rewards depend on activity, may be delayed, and are not guaranteed. Holding a volatile token can lose you more than any rewards you receive.
SIDE QUEST UNLOCKED
the loot machine.
A LITTLE CHAOS. A LOT OF LORE.the internet’s
the internet’s
junk drawer.
but make it loot.
A growing collection of coins, collectibles, and things found very early. The plan: weekly holder snapshots, a few surprise drops, and no claim-button obstacle course.
One eligible wallet. One entry.Wallet-based snapshots. No person-level checks.
Not live yet. Vault funding, deposit verification, published rules, and legal review are required before any prize draw.
Cosmetic demo. No prize awarded.
DEMO CAPSULEpress button. receive serotonin.**Not a medical claim. Not an entry. Just a very satisfying button.
PRICED INVENTORYNot valuedEstimates, not guaranteed sale proceeds
APPROVED PRIZESNot connectedUnpriced assets shown separately
WEEKLY SNAPSHOTNot scheduledFinal timing published before activation
CONNECTING
the shelves are warming up.
Vault not connected yet. No prizes loaded.
No mystery balances. No pretend jackpot.Approved-wallet deposits only.
The intended prize list includes only verified deposits from the owner’s approved wallets. Unsolicited assets are not automatically prizes. Deposit attribution must be verified before live draws.
good finds go in.
The owner deposits coins and supported NFTs. Approved source-wallet deposits are verified before being listed as prizes.
wallets, not people.
Proposed weekly holder snapshots give one entry per eligible wallet. Multiple wallets may belong to one person; this is not a one-person-one-entry system.
loot goes out.
Before a live round, publish its rules, prize list, and verifiable selection method. Completed deliveries will be linked here. No draw is currently active.
Holding-based random prizes require legal review before launch. The demo does not establish eligibility, odds, or a promise of prizes. Pressing the machine is never an entry or a transaction.
lore loading.
No completed prize drops yet.
Winners and delivery proof will appear after verified distributions.Prize system in setup. This is separate from the existing NEET holder-reward payouts.
03 / NO ROADMAP. JUST SIDE QUESTS.
financially in spectator mode.
For the permanently
logged in.
The group chat. The 3am lobby. The side quest that became your whole personality. NEETbux is pocket-money lore for people who live on the internet.
find your lobby.
Hang out with the NEETbux community. Bring a meme, a terrible sleep schedule, or both.
join us on X ↗make something weird.
Fan art. Voxel builds. Cash-stack lore. Good contributions beat loud shilling. Community drop details will be announced on X.
No purchase promises. No paid hype.YOU FOUND YOUR PEOPLE.
stay comfy.
stay NEET.
enter the group chat energy ↗No Discord invite maze. Start with our X.